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Joke of the Day
"Nice try ""Marco Rubio"" or should I say... [rearranges letters] ""BIRAC UBOMA"" [audience gasps]"
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"Why was the rooster going to the urinals? Because that's where all the cocks hang out!"
"Last time I was upset, my dog brought me all of his toys and laid on my head."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist!"
"What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean... ba-dum tshh"
"My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery."
"How did Henry V reload his rifle? Once more into the breech, dear friends"