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Joke of the Day
"Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean... ba-dum tshh"
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"Quick, I need some fables, ASOP."
"Things that are dangerous- -riding a motorcycle -sharks -riding sharks"
"Problems I've got 99 problems and they're all first world."
"""Cu Later!"" - a guy who wants some Copper, but not right now."
"Doing United States puzzle with 7 when he tells me that ""Alabama should be called Mr. Sippi since it's next to Mrs. Sippi."""
"If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?"
"After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam... the answers were inside me the entire time"
"What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch? 30 minutes."
"If you have a dog grooming business and it's not called ""Doggie Style"" then something is wrong with you."