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Joke of the Day

"Mike Tyson Mysteries is on Netflix now... Episode 1: case of the missing ear."

"What do you call a group of homosexual musicians from India who never get to play out? A Gay Raj band"

"I went to bed with a 7 and woke up with a 10. Forced upgrades should be illegal, Microsoft."

"I'm really claustrophobic and just walked into a room crammed full with married people... Luckily there wasn't a single person in it"

"Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business? They ran out of san storage"

"""And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation in the following manner: they shall retweet this."" Revelation 4:12."

"""This tofu tastes like chicken."" No one believes you dude."

"Probably the Biggest Joke of all My fucking existence."

"My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well."

"ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it? ME: I have no idea"