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Joke of the Day

"And they lived apathetically ever after."

"Do you know how to get a witch pregnant..... You fuck her"

"Plane crashed in graveyard Police recovered 2000 bodies."

"What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend? No new messages."

"How many shrinks does it take to change a tire? Well, first the tire really has to want to change..."

"I became a Jew today Only in it for the money."

"Me: Where were you supposed to poop? 2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you? 2: I'm too busy."

"Before criticising anyone, walk a mile in their shoes because when you do you are a mile away and have their shoes.."

"Joke from my daughter Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"