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Joke of the Day

"High school prepares you for real life! For example, show choir taught me how to put on eyeliner and lip liner in a car on the freeway"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin mobile"

"You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?"

"What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller."

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"

"I dated Stephen Hawking but had to break it off. He just wasn't a very stand-up guy."

"""Kids, part of my comprehensive zombie apocalypse plan are these Tshirts to keep up with each other"" ""Daddy, why do ours say appetizer?"""

"Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?"

"What is the one army in the world that could defeat the US army in a war? The Reddit army!"

"Women have a better memory than men... Because they change it so often."