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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a dying Turkey make? Coup coup coup"
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"What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message"
"My daughter lost her 1st tooth today so I'm staying up all night to see The Rock in a tutu."
"I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn't care..... Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0"
"Democrats are the sexiest party... Because no one wants some elephant"
"What car does Woody drive? AUDI ADUI ADUI!"
"Which part of an eagle is the hardest? The pecker."
"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"
"How are women like rocks? You skip the flat ones."
"How do you make a handkerchief dance? ....put a little boogie in it. :| I'm sorry."