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Joke of the Day

"I eat a wide variety of foods: lasagna, tacos, hamburgers... and dim sum."

"I don't know why these Jehovah's Witnesses won't give me their addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them."

"i don't know if that's a burrito in your pocket or if you're happy to see me but at that size i'd be interested in both"

"My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns."

"Why don't programmers go on panty raids? Because they get undie find errors."

"Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too"

"Laziness father to his adopted son: ""what is the limit of laziness?"" son: ""having an adopted son"""

"Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?' Kristen: 'Mom you eat it all the time and I haven't seen ANY improvement.'"

"How many ears does Daniel Boone have? He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier."

"Where do terrorists like to go for a drink? The Allahu Ak Bar"