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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves? Russell."
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"A penguin walks into a bar and asks ""has my brother been in here?"" The bartender says ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""
"Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride. They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly."
"Why does tigger have no friends? Because he plays with pooh."
"Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up."
"Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!"