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Joke of the Day

"What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing -- apples don't talk!"

"Sometimes I'll start talking to someone on the train, then go ""Oh, this is where I get off"" then close my eyes & stick my hand in my pants."

"BRUCE JENNER CHANGE OVER WHEN BRUCE JENNER FINISHES HIS CHANGE OVER IN BECOMING A WOMAN, OUT OF CURIOSITY (WINK WINK) I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW BIG HIS ASS IS GOING TO BE"

"Did you see that Walmart will be closing about 500 stores by the end of the year...? It's going to put about 12 cashiers out of work."

"What do you call a female alligator? A galligator"

"Oh you can bench 50 kilograms? I literally don't know if that's 100 pounds or a billion."

"I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal... It really was a waste of time. (Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)"

"So Donald Trump wakes up in the White House one morning..."

"I know a joke... that's so dark the police almost shot it."

"Girls love it when guys: - are respectful - are handsome - eat watermelon really fast and spit out the seeds like a machine gun"