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Joke of the Day
"What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing -- apples don't talk!"
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"What can relax you and drown you at the same time? A one-hour facial."
"What's the temperature in Motown right now? Three degrees, four tops"
"Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid."
"What did the city say to its father before it left for Mexico? Ciudad"
"Did you hear the one about Derrida? I'll tell you later."
"Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women? It can be a slippery slope."
"Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours"
"Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars? Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic."
"I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions."