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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? It's for the Christmas period."
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"What did the woman say to her husband who constantly turns the heater up way too high? ""This is why we can't have ice things!"""
"My fiancee asked me why I always back into parking spots... I told her ""guys typically want to just pull out"". She was not amused."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... ...then a table, then a chair, then another chair..."
"why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"When a guy wearing cargo pants hits on me I'm tempted to go out with him just to see how many of my belongings I can fit into his pockets."
"Jason Collins joke Jason Collins finally comes out. He had to go through a hell of a lot of hoops though."
"All the kids had a name except"
"Atlantis sank to the bottom of the sea because some idiot started calling it ""Hotlantis""."
"Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots."