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Joke of the Day
"Last call for me is when my phone is at 10% battery."
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"Adding ""family"" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair."
"What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket? A bonding agent."
"Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, which must make it a living hell for Irish Immigration officials."
"Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I'm tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella."
"What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem? An Al-Gore-ithm. I'll see myself out."
"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think, ""this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me."""
"What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James? Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34"
"Why did the NSA spy on Germany ? Because after meeting with Merkel, they heard Obama say ""I'd tap that""."
"What's the difference between a Grayhound station and a lobster who got a boob job? Ones a crusty ass bus station, the other is a busty ass crustacean."