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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I are always laughing about how competitive we are. I laugh more."
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"I had to unplug my mom's life support today. She always told me to finish my vegetables."
"Also, to all the people with egg avatars... have you thought about where you'll hide on Easter yet?"
"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? anUDDER failure."
"Where's the best place to apologise to someone? Surrey."
"""Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It's what porno films do for men."""
"When I see one of those student driver cars, I always honk a lot and yell, ""You're doing great!"" I think they appreciate the encouragement."
"Everyone was calling me a Pedo I'm 47 and she's 20, but the people in the restaurant really ruined our tenth anniversary"
"What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !"