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Joke of the Day

"Ask your doctor why there are claw marks on the wall. Ask your doctor to stop growling. Ask your doctor to stop climbing and smelling you."

"What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany? Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here"

"If someone doesn't realize their blinker is still on after one minute their car should explode."

"Imagine if every Sunday all your friends decided to only speak in a foreign language. That's how I feel during football season."

"There are two kinds of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from missing information"

"What is worse than male chauvinists? Women who can't shut up!"

"Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't? Because he's been snooping around."

"What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend? Auschwitz"

"Hey people - learn to spell!!! I mean my co-workers. Twitter, you guys actually do pretty well, considering half of you are probably drunk."

"2 guys walk into a bar. The first one says i want h2O and has a drink. Says damn this is good. The second guy says ""bartender, I want some h2O too."" The second guy dies."