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Joke of the Day

"How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark."

"Why do bad farmers make good DJs? Because they've got sick beets!"

"Why do black people like the rain? For drizzle."

"How does every racist joke begin? *looks over both shoulders*"

"Did you hear about...? The dad who put gasoline in his daughter's sippy cup? Doctor's say she's going to be fine. She just had a little gas."

"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"

"I should never read tweets at work because I laugh out loud and everyone asks what's funny and I have to say this excel spreadsheet."

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my smash mouth obsession But then i saw her face..."

"My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery! Upvote for visibility."

"How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen? It Varys."