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Joke of the Day

"A one-liner a came up with. I recently bought a superconducting electric heater... I was not impressed!"

"I've got a new job crushing coke cans. Its soda pressing."

"When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it."

"Two skeptics walk into a bar.. I'd tell you what happens next but noone knows"

"Cop wives... Fuck the police."

"I designed a website for orphans. There isn't a homepage."

"Some guy changed all his pass words to 'incorrect' so his computer can tell him the right pass word if he gets it wrong"

"The American Education System"

"[Mr. Robot] I may be late... ...and, for sure, Edward Alderson is late, but Christian's later"

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful."