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Joke of the Day

"""Doc, it's embarrassing, but I don't feel sexy."" ""Try wearing the wife's panties."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice"""

"So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."""

"Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry? On a clothes lion."

"If you can't handle me at my worst... Then good for you; I commend and respect you for setting healthy boundaries."

"What do college fish study? Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!"

"Do you avoid clickbait properly? You don't"

"I went to shake the old man's hand But Parkinson's beat me to it"

"Broccoli is like anal sex. If you didn't like it forced on you as a child you probably won't like it as an adult."

"Got a job cleaning up leaves. I was raking it in."

"What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."