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Joke of the Day

"Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?"

"""Decide you want it more than you're afraid of it"" -Bill Cosby Well, we all see where that got him."

"My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!"

"How Many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the ladder and ensure the safety of the second feminist who will unscrew the old lightbulb and replace it with a new one."

"Why do people have legs? So our ass wouldn't hit the floor while we walk!!!!"

"Very Funny My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my dick"

"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."

"I woke up with an erection this morning... I beat it single handed"

"What is the difference between ""ooo"" and ""aaa""? About three centimeters."