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Joke of the Day

"A horse walked into a bar several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation"

"I had my FIRST THREE WAY!!! There were a couple of no-shows, but I STILL HAD A GREAT TIME!!"

"[barber shop] BARBER: what can we do for you today? MEDUSA: well.. [removes hat] BARBER: MEDUSA: BARBER: so do you want more or less snakes?"

"I can not fathom how some people are exactly 6 feet tall."

"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust."

"INTERVIEWER: So, do you have any questions for me? ME: What's the Wi-Fi password? I: About the job M: What is the company Wi-fi password?"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black."

"James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What's your name? Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond. Chicken: Nice to meet you, I'm Ken. Chick Ken."

"When standing on top of a staircase, it becomes a universal mode of transport. Where it goes is up to you."

"What do you call a girl with a unibrow? Cuban"