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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cannibal who only eats coma patients? A vegetarian."
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"I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny. I said, ""What's up, punk?"" ""Nothing,"" he replied, ""I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."""
"Trick people into thinking you're a doctor by turning off taps with your elbows"
"My small child told me his opinion on politics and I disowned him for being a nerd"
"Don't be ashamed of who you are That's your parents' job"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was out standing in its field."
"A man falls in love with a nun and they run away together... The church says it doesn't mind, as long as he doesn't get into the habit."
"If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot."
"New Viagra Product !! Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea... It does nothing for erections but stops your Biscuits from getting soft and falling into the tea..!!"
"What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !"