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Joke of the Day

"New Viagra Product !! Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea... It does nothing for erections but stops your Biscuits from getting soft and falling into the tea..!!"

"Ok I just started watching House M.D.:nn1 Does everyone gang up and beat House's other leg?n2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?"

"Do you know why black people are so good at basketball? Because they steal, shoot, and run!"

"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""

"""Ma'am, are you aware that you were going 92 in a 55? I'm gonna need you to step out of the car."" ""Um, I have a boyfriend."""

"My New Year's resolution was to buy a velcro wall So far I'm sticking to it"

"What Is The Difference Between Jews and Pizza Jews scream in the oven. I'm going to hell."

"What does your hot mom where under her skirt? A Freudian slip."

"Someone's written an album about thermometers... I've heard it's been nominated for a Mercury Prize."

"What do you call Root Beer in a Square Glass? Beer."