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Joke of the Day
"If you got ten times as much pussy as me you're still getting zero. Bitch."
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"I'm being sued by some atoms I think the court case will go fine, though. The judge knows they make everything up."
"I hate three things in this world: math"
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"I feel like a taco salad is the worst way to eat a taco, and yet, the best way to eat a salad."