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Joke of the Day
"What do Apple and Titanic have in common? They both killed Jack."
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"So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course He now has 'A license to chill'....."
"Check this one out: **1**"
"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts"
"*at Thanksgiving dinner* Me: One of you is eating poison green bean casserole. Everyone: *gasp* Me: Just kidding you all are."
"Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation? Because he's an Xboxer."
"Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff Ba - Dumm - Tss"
"When someone posts ""Hmmm. That was interesting..."" as their status on FB, I never ask what they're talking about because it never is."
"My wife was raped by a mime He preformed unspeakable acts on her"