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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet? Because the 'p' is silent."
Next Joke
"What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus? You get an a-wart!"
"When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar"
"Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you're turned on"
"I just thought of a great joke!! https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/48lziv/hey_guys_i_invented_a_new_word/"
"Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road? He was snowed in."
"Saw It Of all the saws that I have seen saw, I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws. If you go thru Arkansas and see a saw that can out-saw the saw that I saw saw, I'd like to see that saw saw!"
"[snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a ""snow blower"" and was wondering where I might find one."
"Frankenstein the Gardner why is frankenstein a great gardner????"
"if I ever go missing, it won't be hiking. you guys don't even have to look there."