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Joke of the Day
"Hey, bus driver... Would you stop and let me and my friend, Jack off?"
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"What do you call a man that brews beer? A Hebrew."
"How does Pinocchio's father know when his son tells a lie? He just nose it."
"The first rule of laziness is"
"""We will never forget."" Of course not, we're brainwashed and controlled by fear."
"If there's one thing Trump should have learned from history... It's that the theater has NEVER been a safe space for presidents."
"Walking dead spoiler alert. There are zombies and they like to try & eat people but the people are like ""nuh uh zombie, we don't want that"""
"I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y"
"What do 9/10 people love? Gangrape."
"Calm down R&B singers nearing the end of your songs"