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Joke of the Day

"Walking dead spoiler alert. There are zombies and they like to try & eat people but the people are like ""nuh uh zombie, we don't want that"""

"You know you're getting old when people say you look young..:)"

"Been dry for a while Damn this cast itches."

"I could never be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I talk to her on the phone."

"Did you hear the creator of spaghetti died? He pasta way"

"What kind of letters do feminists send? Hate male."

"How do you know if someone was in the navy? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."

"A black guy and a white guy were playing basketball in a jail. The black guy won. Do you want to know why? The black guy had home advantage. IM NOT A RACIST, PLS SENPAIS"

"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."

"Hi everyone, I'd like to announce that I'm dating my very first professional model... she's a 'before' model, can't wait to see how she'll turn out!"