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Joke of the Day
"How does Pinocchio's father know when his son tells a lie? He just nose it."
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"What happened to the brain eating zombie that went to Washington? He starved to death."
"What do you call a lesbian who doesn't believe in gods? A gay-theist. EDIT: Spelling error. whoops"
"FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca."
"What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash."
"Ever since I got married I have sex almost every day. I almost had sex on Monday. I almost had sex on Tuesday..."
"Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma? It took him forever to get her off that street corner."
"Went to my daughters netball match this weekend What a semi"
"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob by a guy It feels good until you look down and realize your gay"