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Joke of the Day

"How does Pinocchio's father know when his son tells a lie? He just nose it."

"What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on."

"A joke is a lot like sex Neither is any good if you don't get it."

"I had to tell my toddler not to step on the baby. Four times. All my grandchildren from her will be cats."

"How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool? You ask them to leave."

"What do you call a dead fly? a flew"

"Why couldn't the cat walk through the door? it had a javelin through it's head."

"I've always been really bad at telling jokes. I always manage to fuck up the punchline."

"/r/creepy I mean seriously, one was just an open door."

"chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."