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Joke of the Day

"Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn't make a funny, cat-shaped hole. Not even close."

"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."

"The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind."

"I just got a new hearse Everyone is dying to take a ride in it"

"The way to a man's heart is thru his stomach. At least that's what the crazy woman with the butcher knife kept saying at the murder scene."

"I ended it after I checked his browser history and found hundreds of video game walk-throughs. Once a cheater, always a cheater."

"Mark Wahlberg's mom: Marky Mark! It's time for a snacky snacky before you take a nappy nap. Mark Wahlberg: Jesus, mom. I'm 44. What snack?"

"What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane? Hi Jack!"

"What kind of appointment is always at the wrong time. Dis appointment"

"What's a farmers favourite part of a novel? The plot."