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Joke of the Day

"A womans anger is like a check engine light..there is no way to figure out why it came on so just ignore it and hope it goes away...."

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"I lost 189 lbs in one week. By getting a divorce."
"In case I ever get diabetes, I want to be sure that I'll be comfortable with injecting myself, so I practices by injecting sugar water."
"What do you call a fish that stands out? Out of plaice."
"what nation do most people not want to be in? urination"
"Sex! Of course you don't get it."
"Hey dad, i got a question for the sex with my girlfriend Can you stop doing it?"
"Help! I'm 13 and want to get preggo .....but my boyfriend wants Ragu."
"A virgin fingers his girlfriend for the first time The woman with bated breath exclaims ""I thought you were a virgin"" the man replies "" I am but i also play the guitar"""
"Earlier I joked that Toronto was the capital of Canada. ""Joked"" being the operative word. Everyone knows only real countries have capitals."