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Joke of the Day

"A womans anger is like a check engine light..there is no way to figure out why it came on so just ignore it and hope it goes away...."

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"I have a love-hate relationship with hyphenated concepts"
"Him: I think you're my soul mate. Me: I'm so SO sorry for you."
"You know that schizophrenic hobo that has nonsensical conversations with himself? That's Twitter in real life."
"What do you say to a woman who didn't shave for a funeral? O-bitch-uary."
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police He's now a seasoned veteran."
"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."
"Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins."
"I can't even... ...so I guess I'm odd."
"I enjoy reenacting the Crucifixion during sex. People call me sacrilegious. I tell them I'm only religious in the sack."