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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in"

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you."

"Local singles in your area are asexually reproducing through cytokinesis. Local singles are becoming local doubles, quadruples."

"What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? ""There's more there than meets the sty."""

"Stablehand: Wanna hear a funny joke? Horse: Neigh!"

"Black humor jokes? Post here some funny black humor jokes !I am boooring as hell and you guys make me laugh everytime,so please!"

"[Opens hand sanitiser] SUbmiT YoUr SOuL tO EternAL HeLL fiRe [closes lid] wtf? [looks at label] LINDA YOU BOUGHT HAND SATANISER AGAIN"

"I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough."

"How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity."

"I was an army sniper, until I was discharged. It must have been my accuracy. It was very hit and miss."