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Joke of the Day

"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."

"Waiter waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good sir he's frightened of them too."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass"

"I wanked over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming."

"The Puritans were a bunch of stuck-up pricks. They had such a holier-than-thou attitude."

"Did you hear the one about the gay man with a 30 inch scrotum? I would make a joke, but that's some low hanging fruit."

"What do you call a chicken at the north pole? Lost."

"There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand pointers and Segmentation fault (core dumped)"

"Record breaking, visionary director Steven Spielberg: 'Wanna play a dull, killed off screen character?' Samuel L Jackson: 'Sure'"

"What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan."