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Joke of the Day

"What sea creature is the most self-centered? A shellfish"

"What do hookers do on their night off: type?"

"I drove home with a new bunny for my kids & all they did was moan. ""Why hasn't it got a head?"" ""I don't want to scrape it off the wheel."""

"I once knew a gay Irish couple. Their names were Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick"

"Really racist joke ""They say that black is the absence of light, but really it's the absence of a father."""

"So I was applying to be a time machine technician.. There wasn't any openings right now, but there may be in the future."

"It's only an overdose if you're dead."

"I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who took time out of her or his busy schedule to tell me, ""omg you look like hell."""

"Don't take drugs... for granted."

"in movies when guy& girl lie side by side in bed & say ""that was amazing"" theyre talkin abt a Rush drum solo. thats wat happend be4 the cut"