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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan? A twelf"
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"Why is it worse this time around? Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof."
"What do you call a newborn with 3 arms? Not mine"
":O + :P = 69 Simple math"
"I came home today to find that all of my lamps had been stolen I was absolutely delighted."
"Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities by the hand of Chuck Norris that occurred during the making of the episode."
"How do you cock block two lesbians? With a rock, because rock beats scissors."
"Fun Prank: If someone leaves their car windows cracked cause it's hot outside, start slipping unwrapped Kraft Singles in their car"
"Dear all bands: Not everyone in the band has to have a beard. Start with the drummer and if you still suck, just add beards as needed."
"What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store? Luters"