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Joke of the Day

"I'm a Gentleman. I'll always give a woman my umbrella if it's raining outside. Unless she's wearing white of course."

"What joke would piss off any redditor? Update 1: Punchline removed."

"Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security? It was armed."

"Hitler Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"I'll tell you what I know about midgets... Very little"

"There was a big water fall in usa I believe its still there"

"World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals"

"Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand she has to give directions!"

"I can accomplish great things if I apply myself... At least that's what a high school guidance counselor with a shit job and a bottle of whiskey in his desk told me once."

"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid. Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"