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Joke of the Day
"""These diet pills better work,"" I say to myself as I wash them down with a chocolate milkshake."
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"Read aloud I have a soft spot for damsels in disdress. What dress? Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*"
"I should of studied harder in English."
"Are we heading in the right direction, Yoda? - ""Off-course we are"""
"So my penis used to be in the Guinness book of world records I'm not allowed in Barnes and Noble anymore"
"How do you best serve burned food? Coal'd."
"In a new interview, President Obama revealed that his daughter Malia recently went to her first prom. She wore a corsage on her wrist while her date wore a red laser dot on his head."
"Did you know that Rosa Parks died because... She refused to get in the back of an ambulance"
"Attention Walmart Shoppers - There is someone dressed Appropriately in Aisle 12"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?"