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Joke of the Day
"What's the worse thing to do to a blind person? Leave a plunger in the toilet"
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"how many hipsters does it take to put in a lightbulb? its a realy obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?"
"Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks."
"How much does a slave cost? I have no idea, I just know they aren't free"
"Why did the cook go to jail? For beating the eggs and whipping the cream!"
"YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u"
"I'm currently stuck behind traffic lights. Fuck you Roxanne."
"What happened when Canada got rid of the penny? Canadians became *penniless*"
"What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu? I, Robotussin."