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Joke of the Day

"Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women."

"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"

"Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO"

"The worst part of getting a chain wallet for your birthday is that now you have 3 days to send 10 chain wallets to your friends."

"Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !"

"What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint"

"The problem with a well balanced diet is the amount of chicken wings I have to eat that equals the weight of a dozen beers."

"Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!"

"Somehow, I must have switched shopping carts while I was at the store. I don't remember buying any of this stuff. Or having an Asian baby."

"Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job."