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Joke of the Day

"Right now, a future teen mom is applying copious amounts of body glitter to herself."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite music album? The Wall"

"Pranking the police A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, ""We have absolutely nothing to go on."""

"Why are Iranian women always eating? They can't stop getting stoned"

"Most embarrassing thing a human being can experience is publicly unrequited love. Second is having the noisy grocery cart."

"Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."

""" I am so damn indecisive! "" said the man. "" How did you come to that conclusion? "" said the other."

"Why couldn't the two melons get married? They can't elope."

"A world without women...... Is a pain in the ass"

"I used to want to be a banker. But then I lost interest"