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Joke of the Day
"My daughter: I know everything Me: What's the capital of brazil? My daughter: that's a secret"
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"What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song? You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing."
"Want to hear a joke? Adam Sandler's career"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field!"
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? Books have papers...."
"People are always asking me, ""When are you going to learn to drive?"" I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi."
"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."
"What's white and ten inches long? Nothing."
"Rhetorical is still a word, right?"
"Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?"