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Joke of the Day
"FRIEND: hey while I'm on vacation can you come over and feed the cat? ME: FRIEND: ME: to what?"
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"A guy that was falsely imprisoned for 10 years got free tickets to the Super Bowl. That guy is SO lucky."
"What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?[NSFW[ One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts EDIT: R.I.P. inbox, this really blew up unexpectedly"
"Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one"
"Think I might change my kids name to Worldstar... So whenever he is in a fight people would be cheering for him."
"What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !"
"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and went home."
"I will read that article on how procrastination can kill me As soon as I get around to it."
"They should make a reality TV show called, ""Jersey Shore meets Shark Week"""
"My father always told me it isn't real money if you don't make it yourself..... of course that was before he got arrested for counterfeiting."