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Joke of the Day

"Fool me once shame on you, Unless you're speaking Spanish, then that's eleven times and I probably deserved it."

"What's brown, and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"How does clickbait work? Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!"

"Why wouldn't the man dance? His pants had no ballroom."

"Your mama's so fat We are all genuinely concerned about her health."

"The worst is that a 27 y/o who wanted to marry Charles Manson & charge ppl to see his corpse had more of a future financial plan than we do."

"Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield? There's too many ears"

"Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!"

"They say only pedophiles won't get this joke..."

"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"