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Joke of the Day

"I didn't use to eat babies. I still don't. I just didn't use to as well."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? (Slightly NSFW) A lick-a-lot-a-puss."

"Want to hear a corny joke?? Then please, lend me your ear."

"What's grey and comes in litres? An elephant. Apologies if this is a repost - heard it yesterday and had to share."

"My grandfather died in a concentration camp... He got really drunk and fell off the guard tower."

"I was trying to form a club for eunuchs at my high school... But there weren't enough members."

"The security camera at work has ""too many instances"" of me acting like a dinosaur on film. And ""any amount"" is ""too many."" According to HR."

"phones are so much more than just phones nowadays, like they can also be napkins, or paper towels, or tiny depression machines, or napkins"

"Rabbis Don't get paid for circumcisions. But they get to keep the tips."

"What do you call a team of Slavic supervillains? A Suicide Squat"