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Joke of the Day

"Anybody know any good dirty jokes?"

"What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people? 1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired"

"What did the butter say to the jam? We're on a roll now!!!"

"Bro:hey how are you? Me: eh, feeling stabby B: B:I'm afraid if I tell you that's not a real word you'll show me what it means. Me: smart"

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"

"Where did little sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"

"I went to the canary islands ... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries. I also went to the virgin islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either."

"Simon: I wrote a song Garfunkel: *reads lyrics* Garfunkel: ""I am a rock. I am an island"" dude I'm like right here. I thought we were friends"

"What was the demon arrested for? Possession."

"Worst joke I've ever heard What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers? One of them actually ended a race."