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Joke of the Day

"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Badum tsss."

"Thank god 4 the guy at the bar yelling ""YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT!!!"" when a receiver drops the ball. Had no idea he was supposed to catch it."

"Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people."

"Old cordless phones, for when you really need to be on the phone, but also need to sword fight the cat."

"I just learned Avicii is a singer and not Roman numerals for 1952."

"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"

"What is Superman's greatest weakness? A bucking horse."

"What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders? The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance"

"there are some really great cocktails you can have when it gets cold. Gin and coffee, gin and hot water, microwaved gin, go nuts"

"The hipster aesthetic is the best thing to ever happen to ugly people."