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Joke of the Day
"Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work."
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"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"
"What kind of guns do bees use? BeeBee guns"
"Owning a selfie stick is a good way to tell people that you've driven all of your friends away with your narcissism."
"God said to John, ""Come forth and recieve eternal life."" But John came fifth, and received a toaster instead."
"An atheist and a vegan walks into a bar... I know that because they told everybody."
"With a name like Progressive, shouldn't the commercials be better by now?"
"What do you call a black man camping? Criminal intent"
"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""
"What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise"