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Joke of the Day
"Put that down you fat piece of sh*t' the title of the dieting book I'm writing."
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"Whenever my Girlfriend says she's going to ""hit the sack"" I instinctively cover my balls just in case."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars Colin all cars !"
"You were really beautiful until Your 30 day trial of Photoshop ended."
"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."
"What does a woman and KFC have in common? Well, you start with the breasts and the thighs, and you end up with a greasy box to put your bone in."
"What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay"
"I have an addiction to Mexican food. But I don't like to taco bout it."
"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"
"I don't delete annoying people out of my phone. I give them new names so I know not to answer. ""Always needs a favor"" is calling, decline."