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Joke of the Day

"I hate waiting in line. I wish this guy would hurry up and pick a suspect."

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."

"Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars"

"Are you saying that if I shoot you with a pistol, you won't get hurt? Why don't you give it a shot?"

"Where do bears store their military weapons? In bearracks."

"How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark."

"What do you get when you cut up an avagadro? Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty?"

"The sequel to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is just a series of horrified people finding parts of missing kids in their chocolate bars"

"ME: Why are you leaving? WIFE: I have hated every stupid pun of yours since we left Manhasset 20 years ago ME: Manhasset been that long?"

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive"