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Joke of the Day

"Who's the most flexible man in the Bible? Job - he tied his ass to a tree and walked all the way to Jerusalem"

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a PB&J. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Shout out to Roosterteeth"

"Redneck word of the day Rectum Ex. I had two good four wheelers but then I rectum."

"The dumbest joke I've ever heard. Donald Trump"

"""HULK WANT LOAN."" Bank: ""We can't loan to people like you."" ""GREEN SKIN PEOPLE??"" Bank: ""No, people who owe 2.6M in property damage."""

"If you men have your Movember, then us ladies should have our own.. Vajanuary."

"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."

"Don't you hate double standards? If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a slut, but when a guy does it he is called a homosexual."

"Want to hear a joke about construction? Sorry, it still isn't finished yet."

"There are two kinds of people in this world... 1. People who can count 2. People who can't 3. People who aren't good at telling jokes"