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Joke of the Day
"I have fond memories of the sausage factory. It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times."
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"My neighbor has 2 dogs... Their names are Rolex and Timex They're watch dogs."
"So my dog told me it was into BDSM So I tied it up and turned on the vacuum cleaner"
"I'm ""needs to go to bed early because I'm going to a concert two days from now"" years old."
"""What would be your main strength?"" Well, I can communicate with animals... ""Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?"" They can't understand me."
"How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you have to wonder how the hell they got in there"
"Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system"
"I should marry a storm trooper. They will always miss me."
"What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"
"Roses are red... This one is screwed up, you've been warned. /our flag is too /raise your hand to the sky /and gas all the jews"