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Joke of the Day

"I'd made a chemistry joke... ...but all the moderately amusing ones have used to death."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me, It means a lot."

"Did you hear about the African comedian who died from a mosquito? He was malarious"

"Is it any wonder men have been obsessed with sex since biblical times? After all, Adam was ribbed for his own pleasure"

"How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville? I pronounce it Frankfort."

"How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents? Meat patty"

"Now I'm REALLY glad Monica chose Chandler over Richard."

"After years in the Military, the soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray and was proud to finally be able to call himself a seasoned veteran."

"I think I'm more shocked that Rodney King had a swimming pool than that he is dead"

"It was four months into my relationship that I found out my girlfriend was a communist She started giving me red flags"