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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
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"I'm great at drinking and driving but I would never do them at the same time."
"Whats the difference between a tractor and a giraffe? (first ever post in a year on reddit!) One has hydraulics and the other high bollocks! Brilliantly told by my Irish cousin."
"Husband: How about a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?"
"What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint"
"What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...? Not knowing how to use a coathanger..."
"I wish I could explain my fear of needles... they just get under my skin."
"I like my coffee like my women.. Ice cold and overly expensive."
"What do you call it when a flight attendant gets pregnant? Pilot error."
"There are two cow's are in the field and the cow said moo and the different cows said that's what I was going to say!!!!! Because they are cows"