202462
Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
Next Joke
"I SAID I HAD A NEAR DEAF EXPERIENCE"
"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."
"I have boobs & a calculator. Math is irrelevant."
"Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle."
"I want to get into the porn industry But the competition is really stiff."
"What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!"
"Somewhere a guitarist sets down his instrument, pours gas on it, & lights it ablaze while Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball shoots to #1."
"What's black on top and white underneath? Rape. Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink Tentickles"